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  • Chup Chup k ROZA
    Ab Koi Chup Chup k ROZA Nahi Torey Ga

    Kyun K

    Koi Dekhy Ya Na Dekhy

    Shabbir Tou Dekhy Ga.


    EXPRESS NEWS:

    Har Khajoor Per Nazar. :-)

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: 8/24/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • INTRESTING BAAT
    INTRESTING BAAT
    EK MAA K LIYE WO KON SA KAAM HAI JO BETA KARE TO BURA OR DAMAAD KARE TO BOHAT ACHA LAGTA HAI.



    Socho



    or socho
    Nai pta?



    B.v ki gulami.

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Mani On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • I m a killer

    ("""""""""""")9mm
    / /?""""""'
    /__/

    I m a killer.

    apun paisey k liye logo ko marta hai

    par tum apun ka Dost hai na

    Apun tere ko free me marey ga.;-)

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Rehan On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Choti Choti Chezain
    KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain
    B bohat takleef deti hain
    YAQEEN NA AYE TO..
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    Sui pe beth kar dekhna...!:-D

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Mani On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Ufone ke Ek Laakh Minutes
    Ufone ke Ek Laakh Minutes Jeetne ke liye Aap se Pehla Sawal.

    Question: Kya Aap Bewaqoof Hein?

    Choices:

    A) Haan.

    B) Bilkul.

    C) Zahir hai.

    D) Abbu se Pooch ker bataon gi.

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: 8/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Ravi Or Chanab
    Baap: (Bachay Se)

    Ravi Or Chanab Kahan Par Hain?

    Bacha: (Ghabra Kar)

    Ammi Jaan Se Pochain.

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    .
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    Wohi Chezain Idhar Udhar Rakh Deti Hain. :-)

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Qamar On: 8/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?
    Teacher:
    Tumhare Abbu Kya Kaam Karte Hain?

    Bacha:
    HPS k Maalik hain.

    Teacher: Nice.

    Acha ye HPS ka kia matlab hai?



    Bacha: "Haji Pakora Shop" :-)

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Wasiq Ansari On: 8/12/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Aik Surgeon Ne Operation
    Aik Surgeon Ne Mamoli Operation K Liey 5 Lakh Fees Mangi

    To Mareez Bola: Sahab Itne Paison Mein To Aik Nai Car Aa Jae Gi.



    Surgeon: Wohi To Leni Hai.

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Seema On: 7/30/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Faqeer To Lady
    Faqeer To Lady:

    Khuda k Naam pe baji mujhe 10 rupe de do

    Varna mujhe 1 Aisa khofnaak kaam karna parega
    Jis k khayaal se hi meri ruh kanp jati hai

    Aur mere rongte khare ho jate hain

    Lady khofzada ho k 10 rupe deti hai

    Aur darte darte puchti hai koun sa kaam baba?





    Faqeer: Mehnat, Mazduri.

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Ruman Qamar On: 7/30/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • Shahid Afridi ke zehn mein
    SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

    Mere zehan mein hy bht kuch jese pakistan ke liye harna

    Australia ke samne bacha ban jana
    Jab team har jaey to motor bike pr bhagnaMere zehn pe ye sab kuch siwae jetne ki preshani ke.....
    Kiun ke mein istamal krta hun f-16 naswar

    ZABARDAST;-):-D

  • Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes By: shahzad On: 7/27/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Pharmg955 says:
( Wednesday, May 13, 2009 )

Very nice site!
Pooja says:
( Tuesday, April 14, 2009 )

Very nice site!
Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Woh bewafa he sahi, Aao uska zikar karen Faraz!

Abhi to umar pari hai usko bhulany k liye.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Waqt milay to koi parh liya kero Namaz,
Ye kya her waqt Faraz, Faraz aur Faraz.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Khamosh!

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Sssshhhh....


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So rahy hain Faraz.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Ye sawal mujhe raat bhar sonay nahi deta Faraz!

Ye Chintoo Candy kya hai? Ye Chintoo Candy.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Kal parhengay Faraz Namaz-e-Jumaa
Kachoo Kuma, Kachoo Kuma, Kachoo Kuma.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Meri muhabbat ka is tara se mazaaq na banao Sheeraz,
Ab main shairy kar raha hon kyon k chutti pe hain Faraz.

Faraz SmS says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

Larkiyan Patanay main tum he ustaad nahi ho Faraz!
Suna hai Pichli gali main koi Wahaj bhi tha.

Faisal says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )

hi ali hoe r u man ur msgz r 2 kool thanx
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