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Total SMS in Sardar Jokes: 104
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Total Comment posted in Sardar Jokes: 10
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- Indicators
1 Sardar Dosre Se:
Zara Car Se Bahir Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahe Hen Ya Nhi?
Dosra sardar Bahir Dekh Kr:
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Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi, Han, Nhi, Han.
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: pLaY bOy On: 3/3/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardar goes 2 library
Sardar goes 2 library n asks 4 a book:''Psycho the rapist'' Librarian searches 4 a while n comes back n slaps him n says, name is ''psychotherapist''
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Rooman Qamar On: 1/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Hazaron me 1
Ek Sardarni ko Apne sardar pr Bht pyar Aya to Boli k
"Suno g Tussi Hazaron me 1 ho"
Sardar Ne usko Khench k Thappar Mara
or
pucha
Baqi 999 kon hein:)
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Rahul On: 1/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Chinies ya French
Sardar Major Rohail k ghar gya
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Major Rohail:
Chicken khao ge
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Sardar:
Yes
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Major Rohail:
Kon sa chinies,French ya Pkstni?
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Sardar:
Koi sa b le aao me ne kon sa us k sath batein krni hy
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Speedo On: 1/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- T.V without Bijli
Pathan:
Agr dunya main light na hoti to hum TV kese dekhte?
Sardar:
Very Simple MOOMBATI jala kr
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Sohail On: 1/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ek Acha sa SHESHA
Boss:Ek Acha sa SHESHA le k aao Jis me Mujhe mera Face Dikhayi dy.
Sardar:Boss Nahi mila me Sab Dukan me Gaya par Sab me mera hi Face Nazar a raha tha.
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Rahul On: 1/7/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sardar Exams mei Copy ker Raha tha
1 Sardar Exams mei Apne Friend ki Copy ker Raha tha,
Examiner nai Pakar liya or Usey Utha k Kahin or Bitha Diya..
Sardar Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,
Baqqia Hissa Roll no. 22473 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen..
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Dilip On: 1/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Problem
Anti Misba:
What seems to b the problem?
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Sardar:
My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Salman On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- MAA mar gai
Sardar ki MAA mar gai
Sardar ka Abba 1 saal bad
London se aya
Sardar
“Abba MAA mar gai”
Abba
“Kab.?”
Sardar
“Ek saal pehle”
Abba
“Tu ne mje pehle kyu nhi btaya”
Sardar
“Socha app ko SURPRISE du ga”
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: Dilip On: 12/30/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Undertaker Agya
Ek Sardar USA Gaya.
Wahan Wo Church me Gaya to Achank Wahan Awaz Aai 'Tannn'
Aitefaq sy Light bi Chali Gayi Pthan Daar k bola:
Khana Khraba Bhago! Undertaker Agya hy.
Submitted in: Sardar Jokes
By: kashif On: 12/28/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Sardar Jokes at this Page:
Kulsoom says:
( Wednesday, August 12, 2009 )
I am Kulsoom
I live alone
I have my own Flat
For frndshp
042-37672706
zoharali says:
( Tuesday, June 16, 2009 )
1 sardar talking on cell phone ...
2nd sardar:Kissay baat kar rahy ho?
1st sardar:BV say..
2nd sardar: Itnay pyar say?
1st sardar:Tere jo hai..!!:-)
Saqiba says:
( Sunday, May 17, 2009 )
Beautiful
Radha says:
( Sunday, April 26, 2009 )
Very nice collection of jokes
Radha Mutusawami
Utter Pardesh
India
Danish says:
( Wednesday, April 29, 2009 )
Nice Collection....awesome
imam hussain says:
( Thursday, April 23, 2009 )
1 sardar pani pee raha tha.........
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kaminoooooo ab kya sardar bichara pani be nae peyay ga>>>
Raja Jani says:
( Friday, April 17, 2009 )
A suicide bomber saying to Mulla Umar.
"Sir jee! baarood thora kam dala karain. Last time hamara admi Jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha.
Shagufta says:
( Wednesday, March 04, 2009 )
I like this catagory
very nice jokes
in
rohail/misba jokes
catagory
sardar ji says:
( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )
3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga
To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.
arshad says:
( Tuesday, February 24, 2009 )
3 Sardar Apis me Bat kr rahe the
1st:
Meri BV Pregnent Thi Usne Jurwa Film Dekhi
AuR
Jurwa Bache Paida kiye
2nd:
Meri BV B Pregnent thi
Usne 3 Devian Film Dekhi
AuR
3 Larkion ko Paida kya
3rd
Bhagne Laga
To Dosto ne Pocha kya hua
Wo Bola:
Meri BV B Prgnent hai
AuR
Wo kameeni
Ali Baba 40 Chor Dekh Rahi hy.
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