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Total SMS in Santa Banta Jokes: 136
Total Members that contributed to Santa Banta Jokes: 16
Total Comment posted in Santa Banta Jokes: 7
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- Santa bunta gf
Santa kissed his GF in park
Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle
Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: meenu On: 6/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tuje kese pta
Santa:
Mere BV “0” meter hai
.
.
Banta:
Tuje kese pta?
.
.
Santa:
Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne check kr k muje
Btya tha
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Welocome
Santa:
Yar muje Major Rohail ne social work krne
Pr bohat mara
.
Batna:
Social Work?
.
Santa:
Han, me ne qabristan k gate pr
Welcome ka board lagaya tha
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 10/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Weather
Santa: What is the weather like ?
Banta: I do not know it is so foggy
that i cannot see.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rooman On: 10/22/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Return Ticket
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return
Ticket Nahi kharida.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rooman On: 10/20/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Battery Lo
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad
Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry
Lo Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Rooman On: 10/18/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- CARDS ACCEPTED
Waiter gives bill to Santa:
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 8/26/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Dish lgva lee
Santa:
Major Rohail ne kha tha k T.V cabel
Se bache kharab hote hy ur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel ktva de
Batna: Good?
Santa: Ab humne dish lgva le hy
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 7/17/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Operation
Santa Banta hosptl me ek doctr
Se laar rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Kya hova?
.
Santa Banta:
Doctr ne operation me orignal
Cheze nekal kr china ke
Daal de hy
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 7/11/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Kya Kahon ab main
Santa:
Yaar sunna hai teri BV bhag gai?
Tera kya kehna hy?
.
.
Banta:
Bs yaar kya kaho
“Kabi khushi kabi gham”
Submitted in: Santa Banta Jokes
By: Dr SmS On: 7/2/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Santa Banta SMS says:
( Friday, January 23, 2009 )
Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
Funny SMS says:
( Friday, January 23, 2009 )
These are really nice santa banta sms. Please keep updating.
varsha says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
In an Interview
Interviewer:How does an electric car run?
Santa:Dhurr dhurrrrrrrrr....
Interviewer shouts stop
Santa:dhur dhup dhup dhuppppp
Ashwani says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
it's good joke
rashmi says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
I luv to read santa and banta's jokes.
Everyday whenever i reached the off. i used to read their jokes first and i feel very happy and my day goes laughing all the day
Poonum says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
plz give more interesting laughing msgs
Shoib akhter says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
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