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Total SMS in Pathan Jokes: 283
Total Members that contributed to Pathan Jokes: 48
Total Comment posted in Pathan Jokes: 17
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Pathan Jokes was last updated on: 7/25/2010 12:16:58 PM
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- Pathan Kone Me
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Funtoosh On: 7/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Gadhay ne laat mari
1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,
Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,
Aur Gadhay ko 4 - 5 laaty mar kar bola:
Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Qamar On: 7/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan 2 Sardar
Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Ahsan On: 7/13/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Sooraj Raat Ko
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 Pathan:
Kya Pata nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota hai Kahan Dikhai Day Ga. :-)
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Maa ka Ladla On: 7/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 2 PAthans
Two Pathans in US eating Hot dog for the first time.
Pathan1: opens the bread, looks inside,
feels embarassed and asks Pathan2,
"Which part of the dog did u get?" :D
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: gexhost On: 6/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 'JIN' ka bacha
Masjid mein Elan ho rha tha 1 Bacha mila ha Jin ka bacha hy A Kr le jain To PATHAN aya kehny lga mjy b dekhao 'JIN' ka bacha kasa hota hy..
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Ariese Ansari On: 6/6/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pooray jism main dard
Pathan to doctor:Pooray jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagata hoon to bahot dard hota hai,
Doctor: suggested full body Xray
when he checked, X-ray found fracture in “Ungli”
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: gexhost On: 5/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Tum mein maza nahi
Pathan: Apni biwi se :
Tum mein wo maza nahi jo uss mein hai..
Biwi: kis mein ?
Pathan: jo BACHA message parh Raha hai
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Zareen On: 5/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Pathan ki beti
Pathan ki beti ko 1 Larka pasand aagaya,
pathan preshan ho kr:
tumhari shadi us sy nhi ho sakti.
Beti. Q?
Pathan: Q k wo mujhy b bhot pasand ha.
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: khan On: 5/15/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Ek Pathan Bus Me
Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha Tha
Samney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun gi
Jab us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to pathan ghusse se Bola:
O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,
biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.
Submitted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 4/19/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Comments Posted in Pathan Jokes at this Page:
jalwakhan says:
( Sunday, June 07, 2009 )
03456075915 send me funny message i like very very.iam from kohat nwfp
Hamaad says:
( Sunday, April 26, 2009 )
cool site
cialis says:
( Wednesday, January 21, 2009 )
I want to say - thank you for this!
Nooman says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Pathan: Miss apne kal mujhe call q ki thui kya kaam tha mujh se??
Teacher: Main ne to koi call nhn ki.
Pathan: To phir mere mobile pe kyun likha tha "1 miss call"?
Hamdan Khan says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
THIZ IZ VERY GOOOD JOKESSSS
Dilip kumar says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
I enjoyed every one of them
They great
FUNTABULOUS!!!!
Message to anonymous - come on yaar be light spirited. I dont think the intentiion was to offend anybody.
Raj Ponj says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
bush:tumhain tairna(swiming) ata hy?
pathan:nhi
bush:tum se acha to kutta(dog) hy!
pathan:tumhain tairna ata hy?
bush:yes
pathan:tum main aur kuttay mn kia faraq hy!!!!!!!?
Khan says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
Ek pathan- bas k safar se utara aur apne dost se bola..yar mera peeth me kuch chubhta tha bas me shayad keel thi bahut dard hota hai.
dosra pathan-are to yar kisi se bus me seat badal leta.
pathan-are kis se bad alta seat poori ki poori bus khali thi.
Rahul says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
Mujhe punjabi girl k joke behut passand hai .
Raj says:
( Monday, November 24, 2008 )
I enjoyed every one of them
They great
FUNTABULOUS!!!!
Message to anonymous - come on yaar be light spirited. I dont think the intentiion was to offend anybody.
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