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- Allah ko dekhna chahte ho
"Agar Allah ko dekhna chahte ho
To subah uth k muskurate hue
Apni "MAA" ko dekho
Unme
"ALLAH" ki jhalak hogi
Q
k
ALLAH ka 1 Rop MAA b hy".
Submitted in: Advice SMS
By: Rooman Qamar On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Cigratte piny se
Cigratte piny se 8minutes ki zindagi kam ho jati he,
or hansny se 10minutes ki zindagi bharh jati he.
is liye PEETY JAO HANSTY JAO,
JHOOLY LAL..hahaha
Submitted in: Urdu Funny Jokes
By: Wahabi On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aap kis cheez k liye
Select a number then i will tell u k aap kis cheez k liye sub kuch chor saktay ho
Dekhain aap kis cheez se pyar karte ho.
00
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
Reply fst.
Answer:
00: religion k lye
11: childrn k lye
22: izat k lye(good)
33: lovr k lye
44: life partner k lye
55: paisy k lye
66: Parnts k lye
77: family k lye
88 mere lye
Submitted in: Reply Me SMS
By: Pisces On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Qemti HADIS
"RASOOL-E-PAK"
"S.A.W.W."
ny farmaya
"Jab tum kuch bhul jao to mujh py darood parho,
INSHALLAHA yad aa jay ga"
Ye boht Qemti HADIS hy sub ko batao..
Submitted in: Islamic SMS
By: Scorpio On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Sab Ki Khushi
Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain,
Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain,
Aaj Phir Aap K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain,
Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain..
Submitted in: Missing You SMS
By: Speedo On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Larko Se Karo
Larkiyon Se Kya Dosti Karna,
Jo Pal bhar Me chor Jati Hain
Dosti Karni Hai To Larko Se Karo,
Jo marne K Baad B Kandhe Pe le Jate Hain
Submitted in: Urdu Friendship SMS
By: Spider On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Smile 4ever
Smile 4ever
udasi never!
Speak 4ever
gumsum never!
Share 4ever
hide never!
Remember me 4ever
4get me never!
AND,,,
SMS me 4ever
BUT kanjosi never...
Submitted in: Send Me SMS
By: Vpaki On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- SANAM
"SANAM"
Chand bola tera mehbub kesa hy?
maine bola wallah tere jesa hy'
Hawa boli wo khilta kanwal hy'
Me bola wo to hussan ka mehal hy'
khushbu boli kia wo koi phool hy'
Me bola phool to us k paon ki dhool hy'
Nadi boli kia wo pani ki tarha bhehta hy'
Me bola wo to mere dil me rehta hy'
pari boli kia wo jadu ki chari hy'
Me bola us ki hr ada jadu bhari hy'
Badal bola wo mujse b ziada naram hy'
Me bola are pagal wo to mera "SANAM" hy'....
Submitted in: Urdu Love SMS
By: Funter On: 3/10/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Arz kiya hai:
Arz kiya hai:
Ikhtiyaar e tarannum se tabassum ki roshni ko jalaa daina
(wah,wah......)
.
.
Jab iska matlab samjh mein aye to mujhe b bata daina.
Submitted in: Mazahiya Shayari
By: William On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- hamare beech kuch nahi raha
Boy: Ab hamare beech kuch nahi raha,meri saari nishanian mujhe wapis de do.
Girl ne 1 condom ki tokri di or boli:
Le kuttay,
ismein se jo-jo tere hain dhund ley
Submitted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Gondal On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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