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- FUNNY TRUTHS:
FUNNY TRUTHS:
-Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a refree.
-Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other is always husband.
-You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.
-My wife and i always compromise, i admit i am wrong and she agrees with me.
-Ladies first, pretty ladies sooner..
-They call our language the mother tongue because the father never get chance to speak!...:-)
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By: Evil Heart On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Answer me
My Message to all
If you like me,
raise your hands..
if not,
Raise your Standards!! ;-)
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Shehla On: 1/10/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Extra Salt
Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today…
Tooo much Salt..why?
.
.
Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Kumar On: 1/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- After n B4
Before marriage
Roses r red,Sky is blue
I luv u,That is u
After Marriage
Roses r dead,I hv flue
Don’t come near,Duur reh tu
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Spider On: 1/1/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Hobbies
New Teacher : All Students Tell their Names and Hobbies .
1st : I m Ali and my Hobby is Watching Bubble in bath tab.
2nd : I m Irfan and my Hobby is Watching Bubble in bath tab.
3rd: I m Hassan and my Hobby is Watching Bubble in bath tab.
TEACHER : All Boys have Same Hobbies Strange !! Now Girls
Girl : My Name is Bubble
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Speedo On: 12/31/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Newton’s New Law
Newton’s New Law of motion
“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: ShahRukh Khan On: 12/29/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- GOOGLE may Be the most powerful
Technology has Its own Limitations
Google may Be the most powerful Search Engine.
But
Can It Search and Locate the
CHAPPALS
You Lost at Masjid. :-)
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Kakun On: 12/24/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Funny Definitions
~¤Fantastic definitions¤~
School:
"A place where papa pays & son plays." :-D
Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)
Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)
Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)
Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight
Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Rooman Qamar On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Life means..
Life means.. 10 frnds, 3 bikes, but no petrol!
Life means.... Exam nite, 10 freinds but no notes. .
Life means.... Sitting on cafe back, 6 smokerz but 1 cigarette. . .
Life means... Freezing nite, 10 freinds, and 3 blankets. .
Life means... 6 guy, 1 gurl and no credit. .
Life means.. Last class, 10 bunkers and 1 car. .
Life means... Everythng stupid but sumthing sensible.. like FRIENDSHIP
Those days can never come again.
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Wahabi On: 10/20/2009 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Height of Laziness
Chaudhary to his adopted
son:
Son what is the height of laziness?
Son: what more than adopting a child
Submitted in: English Funny Jokes
By: Evil Heart On: 10/13/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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