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Ghazal ki palkein
Abhi is taraf na nigah kar main ghazal ki palkein sanwar loun

Mera lafz lafz hai aiena tujhy aiene mein utar loun...

Tu tamam din ka thaka hua mein tamam shab ka jaga hua...

Zara thehar ja is mor pe ik shaam saath guzar loun...

Koi ajnabi teri raah mein mere pass se youn guzar gya...

Mere dil mein ye tarap hui tera naam le kar pukar loun.

Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Hafiz On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Akhlak
Mujh se Log miltay hain Meray akhlak ki waja se...
Faraz

Warna mery kon sy
PAKORY or Samosay Mashoor hain...!!

Posted in Category: Faraz Jokes By: umer On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Subah ki kiran
Subah ki kiran boli,
Utho dekho kaya nazara hai.
Me ne kaha: Ruko pehle sms to karlon unko,
Jo subah se bhi pyara hai.

Good Morning

Posted in Category: Good Morning SMS By: umer On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Qayamat k Din
Qayamat k Din jab Farishty Sab Se kahain ge apne apne Gunah Paper Par likho,
to
Sab Gunah likh Rahy hun ge,

k
Achanak aik Awaz aye gi.!

"EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY".

Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: vishal On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

1 larki ghar ki chat
1 larki ghar ki chat pe khari thi 0r 1 larke ko "BREAST" hila k dikha rahi thi, larke ne b land nikala 0r hilane laga... larki ghusse me neeche i 0r boli "behnchod mera matlab tha ke dhoodh wala kab aye ga? larka bola "to mera b ye matlab tha ke 1 baje aye ga:-)

Posted in Category: Adult SMS Jokes By: aarti ramvani On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Fursat Nhi mili
Sab Kuch Mila Sukun Ki Daulat Nhi Mili

Ek Tujhko Bhool Jane Ki Mohlat Nhi Mili

Krne Ko Boht Kaam Thy Apne Lia Mgr

HumKo Tere Khayal Se Fursat Nhi mili .

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Jehanzeb On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Zuban ny Sath na diya
Kehna boht kuch chahtay thay UNHEIN,

Mgr Zuban ny Sath na diya,

kabi Waqt ki Khamoshi mein Khamosh rahe Hum,

To kabi un ki khamoshi ne kuch kehne na diya.

Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Saqiba On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Tips for Happy life
" Tips for Happy life "
1. Walk for 10-30 min daily.

2. Sit quitely for atleast 10 min daily in isolation.

3. Try to make laugh atleast 3 people daily.

4. Drink green tea and plenty of water.

5. Read more books than last year.

6. Life is too short to waste time hating someone.

7. Eat Breakfast like king,lunch like a prince & dinner like begger.

8. Don't compare ur life with others. U have no idea of the highways they have travelled during their liv

Posted in Category: Advice SMS By: Evil Heart On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Teri yaadon se
Etna teri yaadon se muje pyar Q hai

Dil teri chahat ka talabgaar Q hai

Meri dharkano ko na jane tera intizar Q hai

Muje batao k muje tmse itna pyaar q hai

Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: niraj On: Saturday, February 06, 2010

Taroon ki chamak k sath
Taroon ki chamak k sath,
yadoon ki barsat k sath ,
jazbon ki mahak liye ,
duaoon ki sughat liye .
dil ki gahrai se aap k liye sirf 3 lafz
"chal be nekal"

Posted in Category: Urdu Text Insults By: chourasia On: Saturday, February 06, 2010