If you want to get these SMS in your Email then

Enter your Email Address:

Categories Section
Best Laughters
Recent Laughters
Earn by Adsense
Funny SMS
Keywords

  Every Day Updated Collection FUNNY MOBILE SMS & LOVE SMS Here

  •  Honay walay khud hi
    Honay walay khud hi apnay ho jate hain...!!

    kisi ko keh kar apna banaya nahi jata....!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: shahzad On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Hum ne dheka ha
    Hum ne dheka ha baharon me chaman ko jalte,

    ha koi khwab ki tabeer batany wala.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Naina On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Hamnasheen kaise bataon
    Hamnasheen kaise bataon jazba-e-ulfat kya hai,

    khud bataye gi mohbat mohabat kya hai,

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Umair Aslam On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Taqdeer kay mazmoon pr
    Taqdeer kay mazmoon pr kya soach rahay ho...

    Tum nay kabhi putli ka tamaasha nahin daikha...!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Speedo On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Sao bar qateel muhabat se
    Sao bar qateel muhabat se takty hein dar o dewar hmen,

    Ham se hy nikhaar makano ka hum pathr hein buniyadon k!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Saba On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Naram Naram pholon ka
    Naram Naram pholon ka russ nichor laity hain,

    pathar k dil hoty hain titliyon k seeny ma!

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: asif khan On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Shahid Afridi ke zehn mein
    SHAHID AFRIDI KE ZEHN MEIN KIA H0TA HAI

    Mere zehan mein hy bht kuch jese pakistan ke liye harna

    Australia ke samne bacha ban jana
    Jab team har jaey to motor bike pr bhagnaMere zehn pe ye sab kuch siwae jetne ki preshani ke.....
    Kiun ke mein istamal krta hun f-16 naswar

    ZABARDAST;-):-D

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: shahzad On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Shabaan
    My Name is Shabaan.

    I am advising U that my Neighbour Ramadaan will be
    Visiting U soon.
    With his Wife Roza & 2 kids Sehri & Iftaar.

    They will be accompanied by 3 Grandchildren
    Rahmat, Barakat & Tawba.

    They will leave after 30 days by Eid Airlines.

    Treasure them & u will be blessed.

    Posted in Category: Ramadan Day SMS By: Rohi On: Tuesday, July 27, 2010
  •  Aapke Bina So Nahi Sakte
    Dosti k Rishte Kabhi Bewafa ho Nahi Sakte,

    Hum apnose khafa ho nhi Sakte,
    Aap beshak Humein Bhula kar so jao,

    Hum Aapko yad kye Bina So Nahi Sakte.
    Good Night;-)

    Posted in Category: Good Night SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Duniya Maìn Koì Acha
    Uss Kì Tareef Maìn Bass Itna Kaafì Hai,


    Ussay Daikhta Hon To Duniya Maìn Koì Acha Nahì Lagta.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Danish On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  1999 Aur 2010 ka calander
    I think that I m the first man telling u

    Jo 1999 ka calander tha wohi 2010 ka calander hy..

    Apney mobile k Calander ma dekh lein.

    Date b 1 hy din b same.

    wwaaoo

    Posted in Category: Current Affairs SMS By: Rooman On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Umbrella can not stop the rain
    “Umbrella can not stop the rain

    but allows us to stand in the rain"

    "Confidence may not bring success

    but it gives the power to face the challenges."

    Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes By: Asad Siddiqui On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Life is all About 3 Things
    Life is all About 3 Things

    Winning
    Loosing
    &
    Sharing


    Winning: Others Heart

    Loosing: Bad Things

    &

    Sharing: Happy Moments.

    Posted in Category: Decent SMS Jokes By: Alyna Siddiqui On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Tasawwur main Chalae Aao
    Tasawwur main Chalae Aao Tera Deedar he Kar Lon.


    Tammana Tum se milnay ki to Puri ho Nahin Sakti.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Shafeeq On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Janey Phir Kyun?
    Janey Phir Kyun?

    Kuhd ko Mujhse Kuda kya usne,
    Jo na krna tha wo kya usne,

    Yaad Karny sy b na Yaad Aaon,
    Aisa mujko Bhula Diya usne,

    Tum to Bas Waqt ki Zarorat ho,
    Mujko Aakhir Bata Diya usne,

    Apny hathn Se Likh k Jaan mujy,
    Jany Phir Kyun Mita Diya Usne?

    Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Shani Ansari On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Khul K Muhabbat Nai Karta
    Wo Jo Sochta He Uski Wazahat B Nai Krta

    Wo Shakhs To Khul K MUHBBAT B Nai Karta

    Jis Tarah Toot K Chaha Hai Humne Use

    Is Tarah To Koi Ibadat B Nai Karta.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Mursaleen On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  HAAR Mere Naam Kar Do
    Aaghaaz Hum Ne Kiya Ikhtetaam Tum Kar Do,

    Jab Chaaho Mere Jazbon Ko Be Naam Tum Kar Do,

    Baat Agar Zarf Ki Hay To Yuon Karo,

    Tum Jeet Jaao Har HAAR Mere Naam Kar Do.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Shayari SMS By: Indian Anonymous On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  BV Mar Gai
    1 Memon Subha so k Utha
    Yo dekha k uski BV Mar Gai Hai.

    Wo Foran Kitchen me Gaya
    Aur Apni Beti ko Gale Laga Kar Rony laga

    Aur Bola

    "1 ka Nashta Kam Banana" :-)

    Posted in Category: Urdu Funny Jokes By: Jesicka On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Muskurahat
    Muskurahaton Se Bhari Ho Zindagi,

    Chahaton Se Bhara Ho Har Pal,

    Daman B Chota Lagne Lage,

    Itni Khushyan Dy Aap Ko Har Aane Wala Kal.
    "AAMEEN"

    Posted in Category: Dua / Prayers SMS By: Jasper On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Tum Kiya Karo Ge?
    Wife: Agar mai gum ho Gao to Tum Kiya Karo Ge?


    Husband: Mai Akhbar me Add Donga!


    Wife: Kiya Add do ge?


    Husband: "JAHAN RAHO KHUSH RAHO!"

    Posted in Category: Marriage jokes By: Japan On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Mohabbaton ka Fasaane
    Mohabbaton k Fasaane mai Naam hai Uska.

    MERE dil mai bara Ehtram hai Uska.

    MERE Dil mai B Aabaad hai ek Zamana.

    Us Zamane mai buht Ooncha Maqaam hai Uska.

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Joomla On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Kya Kya Zakham Khaye Hain
    Mat Poch Mohabbat May Kya Kya Zakham Khaye Hai

    Dosri K Chakkar May Pehli K Chaante Khaye Hai

    Milne Gaye To Bhaiyon Se Ghoonse Khaye Hai

    3 Din Jail, 4 Din Hospital Reh K Aaye Hai

    Ek Nazar Dekhne Ko Girls College K Dhakke Khaye Hai

    Bohat Baar Watch Man Se Pit K Aaye Hai

    Uske Ghar K Saamne Himesh K Gaane Gaye Hai

    Mat Poch Mohabbat May Kya Kya Zakham Khaye Hai.

    Posted in Category: Mazahiya Shayari By: Lucky On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Jab bhi Woh Shakhs
    Jab bhi Woh Shakhs WASI Mujh Se Khafa Ho Jaye

    Ik sunami mere seenay main bapaa ho jaye

    Dil main phir kuch bhi nahi hoga khlaon k siwa

    Tu kisi roz agar mujh se juda hojaye

    ""WOH BOHAT RAKHTA HAI, CHAHAT KI NAMAZON KA HISAAB

    WOH TO IK SAJDA NA BAKHSHAY JO QAZA HO JAYE""

    Thpkiyan de k sulati hai teri yaad humain

    Neend jis raat bhi aankhon se khafa hojaye

    Ye tareeqa hai mohabbat ki ibadat ka WASI

    Us ko chhoo lene se ik rukn Adaa Hojaye.

    Posted in Category: Sorry SMS Jokes By: Ariese Ansari On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Eid ka Chand
    Apni Aankhen band kr k Mera Chehra Tasavur Karen.



    Kr liya ap ny!


    OK


    Mubarak ho

    AAP ne 45 din Pehly hi "Eid ka Chand" Dekh Liya.
    U R Lucky..

    Posted in Category: Eid Mubarak SMS By: Irfan On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Main Kis Qadar Tanha Hon
    Hajoom-e-Shehar Mein Kis Qadar Tanha Hon Mat Pooch FARAZ.


    Jisay Apna Samjhta Hoon Usay Apna Nahi Sakta.

    Posted in Category: Sad Poetry SMS By: Dhump On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Face is the Importnt Part
    Face is the Importnt Part of Personlty
    Apko mere face may kya nazar ata hai
    1.Masomiat
    2.Mohbt
    3.Khobsorte
    4.Gussa
    5.Adaa
    6.Sincerty
    7.Sadgi
    8.Guroor
    reply

    Posted in Category: Reply Me SMS By: Dapper On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Pathan Kone Me
    Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
    Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha



    Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

    Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Funtoosh On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Koi Zarur Khaas Hota Hai
    1 Sa DiL Sab K Paas Hota Hai.

    Phir Kyun Nahi Sab Pe Aitebar Hota Hai,

    Insan Chahe Kitna Hi AAm Kyun Na Ho

    Par Wo Kisi Na Kisi K Liye Zarur Khaas Hota Hai....

    Posted in Category: Urdu Love SMS By: Sumbul On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Gadhay ne laat mari
    1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

    Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

    Aur Gadhay ko 4 - 5 laaty mar kar bola:

    Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.

    Posted in Category: Pathan Jokes By: Qamar On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Rsp0nses Of People
    Rsp0nses Of People

    When U r beaten up by someone...

    DAD: Chalo choro ab baat khatam karo...

    MOM: Aray mere laal ko sach me laal kr dia ;(....

    LOVER: Kutto ki tarha pitt k mere samne Q khare ho....

    SIS: Bhai, bht dard ho rha hy na >-;...

    But Finally,

    FRIENDS Say: Chal Gari Nikal,

    Watt lgaty hain salon ki:-) .

    Posted in Category: Urdu Friendship SMS By: Dapper On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Be positive
    End is not the end,

    infact E.N.D is ''Effort Never Dies"

    And If u get NO in answer.

    Then, remembr, N.O. is "Next Opprtunity"..

    So always b positive.

    Posted in Category: Motivational Quotes By: Sumbul On: Sunday, July 25, 2010
  •  Naam-E-Mohammad
    Kitna Piyara Hay Naam-E-Mohammad,

    Jis Main Nukta Bhi Rab Ko Gawara Nahi,

    Khud Khuda Ne NABI Say Ye Farma Diya,

    Jo Tumhara Nahi Wo Hamara Nahi.

    Posted in Category: Islamic SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: Sunday, July 25, 2010